she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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and you fell through a lawn chair
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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