And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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