I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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