im six kinds of drunk right now
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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