May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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