This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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