when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She even gives head with a lisp.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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