i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
im six kinds of drunk right now
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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