yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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