I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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