There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
vagina is talking i cant
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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