have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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