She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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