No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize