my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
My Sexting was not on an AP level
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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