Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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