i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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