I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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