She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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