Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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