Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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