Nicole vs. Life
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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