I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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