You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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