There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Randomize
