You're so nebulous sometimes
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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