After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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