We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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