You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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