I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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