Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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