If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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