why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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