On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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