I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Couch. On fire.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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