Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
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