Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
His nipple licking is glorious
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