If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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