You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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