I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Randomize
