There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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