Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
dude. I can hear the air.
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