Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
