Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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