I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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