Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
PS: I just woke up from my shower
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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