"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Let's get the cat blown out
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