ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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