Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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