we're blogging at a bar
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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