is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
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